Have you been good enough this year to deserve something like this Platinum Series single-cut 5?
If so, you’re out of luck, because it is a custom order for a fellow unwittingly subjected to learning the virtues of patience. You should have just gone ahead and been bad this year.
Of course you can still capitalize on all that 2014 goodness and order one for yourself for 2015 delivery! Then you can go ahead and get down with your bad-self with a clear conscience…
